Jared Sokoloff

  • My Top 5 Favorite Song Production Choices

    My Top 5 Favorite Song Production Choices

    If there’s one thing I’m a sucker for, it’s fantastic album production. And since I now possess an ample platform for my opinions to be kinda heard, I’m going to honor some of my favorite production moments.

    It’s one thing to have top-notch, impressive production throughout an entire song; I can name plenty of those. For this list, I’m focusing on songs that have specific jaw dropping moments, sending chills down my spine not only the first time I heard them, but every time afterwards.

    I’ve left out the works of The Beatles, Queen, and all Steven Wilson associated projects, because they each have vast enough catalogues for their own lists. I’ve also left off some song selections from albums in which every song could make it onto the list (Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories, for example).

    Now, this was accidental, but I ordered this list starting with the sexiest tracks, diminishing in sexiness as we go down the list. So, with that in mind, let us proceed….

    1. “Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up” – Barry White, Stone Gon’, 1973

    I’ll be honest, that famously dramatic, almost atonal intro is the reason this song made the list. The way the music builds in intensity is mysterious, You have no idea where it will take you until the band reaches that high climax (pun totally intended), and you’re awash in probably one of the sexiest backing tracks ever. I think there’s a harpsichord in among the strings, and it works amazingly well.

    1. “Something” – Snarky Puppy & Lalah Hathaway, Family Dinner Vol. 1, 2013

    If there was ever a track that truly deserved a Grammy, it was this (thankfully, it won one). Robert “Sput” Searight’s arrangement took this fantastic R&B track into sultry jazz territory, and Lalah Hathaway’s vocals are perfect in every way. She also sang polyphony, four times, like it was no big deal.

    There was just too much to say about Snarky Puppy’s playing, so I just went ahead and listed all the reasons they make this track amazing

    • Bassist Michael League laying down some of the grooviest, funky bass lines that never overpower
    • Guitarists Mark Lettieri’s and Bob Lanzetti’s well-timed melodic flourishes
    • The way drummer Robert “Sput” Searight and percussionist Nate Werth locked in together, forcing us listeners to helplessly dance along
    • Mike “Maz” Maher’s smooth trumpet solo
    • Corey Henry’s unbelievable organ interplay with Lalah’s voice
    • Corey Henry’s organ tone
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    • The backing vocals of Chelsea West, Katya Diaz, and Rachella Searight
    • Beautiful horn lines from Maz, Chris Bullock, and Jay Jennings
    • The laid back electric piano lines of Bill Laurance

    Special credit must be given to sound engineer and mixer Eric Hartman. As he as done on every Snarky Puppy live album, he manages to get a clean mix of fourteen musicians, balancing every instrument perfectly. In an age of compressed and distorted tracks, it is rare to find a song where you can pick out each instrument individually. It was well needed here.

    1. “The Fuse” – Bruce Springsteen, The Rising, 2002

    The Bruce Springsteen catalogue features a rich variety of top-notch production, but this track has always stood out for me. A modern rock song with a slight hip-hop influence (courtesy of producer Brendan O’Brian), it’s an overall great modern rock song.

    There is an absolutely beautiful and haunting moment that comes in about 3:40 into the song. At the end of a reverberated and airy bridge, all the music suddenly cuts out as Springsteen delivers his final line. “Your bittersweet taste on my tongue”. A completely dry vocal track provides a chilling contrast to the preceding lines, and intensifies the power as the band slams into the chorus.

    1. “Stairway to Heaven” – Led Zeppelin,                   , 1971

    Not too much can be said about Stairway that hasn’t been said already, so I’m going to keep this one pretty short. The buildup in this song is perfectly executed. Going from a lonely acoustic guitar, to a dreamy musical drive, into a ferocious all-out rock climax, Stairway is a musical journey that has seldom been surpassed.

    1. “No Church in the Wild” – Kanye West & Jay-Z (featuring Frank Ocean & The Dream) (with samples of Spooky Tooth, Phil Manzanera, & James Brown), Watch the Throne, 2012

    Combine a progressive rock guitar riff, James Brown screaming, a vocoder, and a philosophy lesson, and you get this classic track. Ok, I’m gonna break my rule since I’m talking about the full song, but I just love it a bit too much. The brooding intensity of the music is perfectly matched by Jay’s flow (and, um, less so by Kanye’s). Frank Ocean and The Dream make awesome cameos as well, and the creative sampling makes a vibe that always seems to get the blood running whenever I hear it.

     

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    Do you agree with this list? Or did it make steam come out of your ears, clouding your headphones? Do you have different songs you would have put in this list? I bet you do. Throw ‘em in the comments!!!

  • Transparent Review: Season One

    Transparent Review: Season One

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    If there’s one thing that Netflix has proven, it’s that original programming for streaming services cannot be ordinary. Instead of pumping out run of the mill big-network dramas, we instead are treated to shows such as Lilyhammer, Orange is the New Black, and House of Cards. These high-class dramas currently outshine nearly anything else on network television, being successfully risky in the issues they can present. And forget about any cheap or cheesy sitcoms; the company has already taken under its wing two of the greatest and most influential sitcoms ever produced: Trailer Park Boys and Arrested Development.

    Amazon Prime has finally realized this, stepping up its content game with the thought-provoking comedy-drama Transparent.

    Retired professor Mort Pfefferman has been living as a closeted transgender for his entire life, until he decides to come out to his three children. His oldest daughter, Sara, is unhappily married with two children. Son Josh is a lonely, struggling music executive who jumps from woman to woman attempting to find solace. Ali, the youngest sibling, is a child genius grown up to be jobless and penniless, frequently engaging in drug-fueled escapades. Shelly, Mort’s ex-wife and mother to his three children, lives unhappily in a retirement community with her senile new husband.

    Assigned to be a male at birth, Mort has lived his life acting through the societal expectations of a male, while identifying internally as a female. Coming out to his family, he begins to dress, act, and live as woman, adopting the name of “Morah”. In respect to the character, she will from this point forward be referred to with her preferred female pronouns.

    In the same vein as Orange is the New Black, Transparent provides a brutally honest approach to Morah’s story. It doesn’t sugarcoat anything, nor does it try to force a lesson in our face. It simply presents reality as it is, which makes for a fascinating story. Also unusual is the portrayal for a practicing Jewish family. There’s a bar mitzvah, a Shabbat dinner, and a rabbi, and they are all accurate without bending to stereotypes. The show isn’t trying to teach anybody about Judaism; the Judaism is just there, as it would be in real life.

    Obviously, we are not only going to follow how Morah’s life changes as a result of her coming out, but also how her children react. Most interesting is the insight that their reactions give us into the backgrounds of the various characters. For example, Josh is barely able to handle the news, not being able to understand the father’s decision. The betrayal he feels provides valuable back commentary about the lack of father figure that was in Josh’s life as he grew up. The resentment from that is now escalated as he loses what little of a father he had left.

    This is where a lot of the realism about a transgender character comes into play. When many shows attempt to deal with issues such as this, they tend to put too much emphasis on just the issues themselves. The Pfferferman story isn’t only about a father who is suddenly revealed to be a woman; it is about seemingly unrelated elements that come into play because of this revelation, and even the smallest changes it makes to the status quo.

    Because of this direction, Morah’s three children are each given nearly equal screen time to Morah herself. The beauty of this ensemble is how connected everybody’s lives really are. The entire family is on a struggle to find happiness in their lives, after living through lies. In the same way that Morah had to live a lie about who she really was, Sara has lived the lie of being in a happy relationship, as how Josh has been living a lie of a perfect dream life, and so on.

    This connection has the added benefit of giving normalcy to Morah. It would be very easy to “freak show” her, make her into an exotic character that we cannot possibly figure out. By pointing out the parallels between Morah and her family, we see that she is not much different from the wider cis-gender community. Instead of focusing on her transexuality, we are able to simply focus on a great story.

    Major credit must be given to the actors who bring this story to life. I was a tad worried about how I would be able to take Jeffrey Tambor seriously; as a huge fan of Arrested Development, I am so used to seeing him in his George/Oscar Bluthe dual role (one that has had him cross dress on occasion). But you immediately forget about this as soon as he enters the screen here. Tambor completely embodies the role of Morah, beautifully executing every complex emotion of a transgender woman beginning her journey.

    As the three children, Amy Landecker, Jay Duplass, and Gaby Hoffman all do excellent job of honestly portraying the flawed nuances of their characters. What impressed me the most, however, was the sibling chemistry that they all had with each other. From the casual banter during a quick meet up, to some intense fight scenes, you get the feeling that these three have actually grown up together for the past thirty years.

    In terms of visual production, the show is a beauty. The cinematography is gorgeous, with coloring and framing that is both artistic and based completely in realism. The directing is, once again, going for a sense of realism, going from fast and fun to harsh and cold when needed.

    In a television market severely lacking in truthful depictions of the LGBT community, Transparent is a welcome, refreshing, and well-needed addition to the current television lineup. Perfectly nailing all the issues of transexuality in combination with a top-grade production, you are treated to a gripping, emotional, and sometimes comedic story. Yet to break into the mainstream, Transparent is poised to become a groundbreaking classic.

  • Concert Review: Circa Survive (Union Transfer 12/14/14)

    Concert Review: Circa Survive (Union Transfer 12/14/14)

    circa surviveWalking into Philly’s Union Transfer a couple of weeks ago, I had quite a few high expectations for headliner and local legend Circa Survive, as well as openers Pianos Become the Teeth, and Title Fight. I expected no-flaws, tight bands that were into the touring groove; but after seeing two (amazing in their own rights) polished pop shows over the summer, I needed a raw, real rock show. I expected the hometown fans to be passionate. I expected a crazy time. And I eventually did get it.

    Pianos Become the Teeth

         Call us ill-prepared, but the group I attended the show with didn’t even know that the Baltimore-based screamo group would be performing. Never having known the band existed before, as well as not being a screamo fan, I don’t exactly poses the credibility to comment on them musically. I can say, however, that they performed quite well, technically proficient but with a lot of feeling. The five guys were all energetic, moving around enthusiastically while doing their best to engage the audience. However, their set suffered from “unknown-band syndrome”, which dampened the energy. And in fairness to Pianos Become the Teeth, the Circa Survive audience isn’t a strictly scream-based one at that.

    Title Fight

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    More of the crowd knew the music the Kingston-based punk quartet. The serious moshing and crowd sing-alongs began, and had the heads bopping of all the Circa-fans who had barely heard of the group before (I’m a guilty member of that party). Like Pianos, Title Fight pulled off a tight show that ran with no serious musical flaws, at least that I could identify. It was a lot of fun seeing bassist and main vocalist Ned Russin give it everything that he had, enthusiastically swinging the neck of his bass around. The music was played passionately, resonating with the fans crowding the barrier that knew every word. And because they didn’t delve into overly similar musical territory as Circa, they were the perfect opening act.

    Circa Survive

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    It was clear from the second the lights dimmed for Circa that this was the band everyone came to see. The band walked on stage to the brooding piano intro to “Through the Desert Alone”. The drums entered as energetic frontman Anthony Green walked right onto the security barrier, inviting everyone to rush forward. And for the next 80 minutes, it was just one high-energy performance after another.

    The band performed extremely well, with guitarists Brandon Eckstrom and Colin Frangicetto trading off with impressive interplay throughout the set. Drummer Steve Clifford perfectly executed his signature polyrhythmic-feeling beats, never losing his timing even amidst the most feedback-laden insanity. And bassist Nick Beard was the perfect vocal foil for Green, providing low-end both instrumentally and vocally.

    Anthony Green is well-known for his on-stage antics, which vary from what seem like general stream-of-consciousness rants to jumping around like a madman while singing. Between songs, his banter with the crowd and his band-mates kept the show’s energy intact, while not feeling stale at all. To give you a better example, I present to you:

    A List of Things Anthony Green Did at the Circa Survive Show

    • Nearly caused a riot ten seconds into the show
    • Chastised guitarist Brandon Eckstrom for eating snacks in between songs (which caused the band to restart at least one song)
    • Helped Brandon Eckstrom finish his snacks
    • Later found a broom to clean up the onstage mess of their snacking
    • Goaded the audience to throw their clothes at him
    • Wiped his sweat on the articles of clothing thrown at him, before tossing them back into the crowd
    • Made a college student eat a Twix bar out of his hands
    • Led the band in a groovy jam in homage to mysterious stagehand Ethan Merritt

    Oh and, throughout all of the madness, Green sounded just awesome vocally. If there were any bad notes, everyone was too involved in the pure energy of the show to notice.

    Somewhat surprisingly, the set didn’t feature too much from the groups current album, Descensus. More than half the setlist contained numbers from the group’s three earlier albums, though I didn’t hear a single complaint around me about this.

    Overall, Circa Survive walked into Union Transfer and ended their tour by rocking the shit out of the hundreds of fans that packed the venue.

    Circa Survive Setlist:

    • Through the Desert Alone
    • Strange Terrain
    • Sharp Practice
    • Semi-Constructive Criticism
    • Schema
    • Glass Arrows
    • Fever Dreams
    • The Greatest Lie
    • Suitcase
    • Kicking Your Crosses Down
    • In Fear and Faith
    • Stop the Fuckin’ Car
    • Only the Sun
    • Frozen Creek
    • The Difference Between Medicine and Poison Is in the Dose
    • Child of the Desert
    • Get Out

     (Photo credits: Jared Sokoloff , Sara Lambert, & Kim Ilkowski. We tried our best, we really did.)

  • A Music Snob’s Semi-Humorous Reactions to the 2014 VMA Winners

    A Music Snob’s Semi-Humorous Reactions to the 2014 VMA Winners

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    Video of the Year:

    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Beyonce ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    Sia – “Chandelier”
    Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

    Seriously? She made out with a sledgehammer for three minutes. Crying on camera and being naked does not automatically constitute for art.

    Who should have won: “Happy (1pm)”, because Tyler the Creator had the sickest dance moves. Likewise, it didn’t MAKE ME SICK TO WATCH!

    (I asked my co-worker, Regina, about her thoughts on this one: “She won like a Wrecking Ball. She created an iconic image that will be burned into the minds of young children for much of their now dysfunctional adult lives.”)

     

    Best Hip Hop:
    Eminem – “Bezerk”
    Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On (We’re Going Home)”
    Childish Gambino – “3005”
    Kanye West – “Black Skinhead”
    Wiz Khalifa – “We Dem Boyz”

    “Hold On” is not a hip-hop song. It’s a new-wave influenced pop song. Singing + using a drum machine ≠ hip hop. Why was he even put in this category?

    Who Should have won: Any of the other artists.

     

    Best Male:
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    John Legend – “All Of Me”
    Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
    Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”

    I’m ok with this.

    Who should have won: Sam Smith, because puppet Ed was just a tad too ridiculous for such a sexy song. Also, Sam Smith wasn’t blatantly promoting Beats.

     

    Best Female:
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Beyonce – “Partition”
    Lorde – “Royals”
    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

    I’m not ever sure if I’m supposed to take Katy Perry’s music videos seriously, or if they’re made for comedic purposes, but the bright colors kind of hurt my eyes. She also has boring choreography, and steals ancient Egyptian art for her own use.

    Who should have won: Queen B. Obviously.

     

    Best Pop:
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”

    My problems with the song itself aside, the music video just made me dizzy. From the black and white swirlies everywhere, to the rapid jump cuts of gyrating, shirtless male break dancers, I was not able to make it through the video without a minor headache.

    Who should have won: “Happy (1pm)”, because Tyler the Creator was dancing in it. And who doesn’t love that goofball?

     

    Best Rock:
    Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
    Arctic Monkeys – “Do I Wanna Know”
    The Black Keys – “Fever”
    Lorde – “Royals”
    Linkin Park – “Until It’s Gone”

    Because when I think rock music, I think three minute long catchy acapella tunes.

    Who should have one: Lorde, because frankly she is giving mainstream pop a well needed dose of true, honest talent.

     

    MTV Artist to Watch:
    Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
    5 Seconds of Summer -“She Looks So Perfect”
    Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
    Schoolboy Q – “Man Of The Year”
    Fifth Harmony – “Miss Movin On”

    STOP IT X-FACTOR. STOP IT. Last time you made a successful vocal group, we ended up with One Direction. We really don’t need a female One Direction, thank you very much.

    Who should have one: Sam Smith, because “Stay With Me” gave me serious feels.

    (Side rant: why do people keep saying 5 Seconds of Summer is “punk”?  For those of you who forgot what punk is, here’s a reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooIz_Di2w3g)

     

    Best Collaboration:
    Beyonce ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”

    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
    Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne and Tyga – “Loyal”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”
    Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

    Was there seriously any doubt that Jay and the Queen B wouldn’t win?

     

    MTV Clubland Award:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
    Calvin Harris – “Summer”
    Martin Garrix – “Animal”
    Disclosure – “Grab Her!”

    I don’t know what this award is even for. Ignoring it.

     

    Best Video With a Social Message:
    Angel Haze ft. SIA – “Battle Cry”
    Avicii – “Hey Brother”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    J. Cole ft. TLC – “Crooked Smile”
    Kelly Rowland – “Dirty Laundry”
    David Guetta f/ Mikky Ekko – “One Voice”

    Am I really going to make jokes about songs with important social messages? No, no I am not.

     

    Best Cinematography:
    30 Seconds to Mars – “City of Angels”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Arcade Fire – “Afterlife”
    Gesaffelstein – “Hate or Glory”
    Lana Del Rey – “West Coast”

    Once again, I’m not going to make jokes about a song that contains such an important message. Seriously, this video is important.

     

    Best Editing:
    Eminem – “Rap God”

    MGMT – “Your Life is a Lie”
    Zedd ft. Hayley Williams -“Stay the Night”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Fitz and The Tantrums – “The Walker”

    The editing cuts were almost as fast as Slim Shady’s rapping. Props to the editor for keeping up with that wordflow.

     

    Best Choreography:
    Sia – “Chandelier”

    Beyonce – “Partition”
    Usher – “Good Kisser”
    Michael Jackson f/Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
    Jason Derulo f/2Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
    KIESZA – “Hideaway”

    Now I’m not sure whether Sia was having a demon exorcised out of her, a massive seizure, or a four minute long sexual release, but frankly she had a ton of awesome choreography in her video. She deserved it.

    Who should have won: Michael Jackson. Need I even explain why?

     

    Best Direction:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”

    OK Go – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
    Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”

    “Turn Down for What” won. Do I even have to elaborate on what’s wrong with this?

    Who should have won: OK GO. Do you realize the amount of work it took to direct that video?

     

    Best Art Direction:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Eminem – “Rap God”
    Arcade Fire – “Reflektor”
    Tyler, The Creator – “Tamale”

    Sorry Arcade Fire, but your “oversized scary mask” shtick was already done by Slipknot in their Psychosocial video six years ago.

    Who should have one: Frankly, I would have been happy with either  Reflektor, Rap God, or Tamale. Lil Jon and Iggy, get out of this category.

     

    Best Visual Effects:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    OK Go – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
    Disclosure – “Grab Her!”
    Eminem – “Rap God”
    Jack White – “Lazaretto”

    I’m pretty sure that 99% of OK GO’s video was practical effects. In fact, there’s a video showing how they did it.

    Who should have won: Lazaretto. Because like any Jack White-affiliated music video, it’s simple, sweet, and just really cool.

  • Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist

    Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist

    Summer Playlist

    It was a really good summer for me. I spent time with my amazing friends, taught myself some basic coding, and had a great internship. But most importantly, it was fueled by some amazing music. Amidst the usual Springsteen, Minus the Bear, and Porcupine Tree albums that I am almost constantly spinning, I spent a lot of time listening to five awesome artists that were pretty new to me.

    This post is a bit ranty (especially at the end), so be warned about that. I wasn’t sure exactly what exactly I wanted to say about each artist, and this more turned out to be mini-reviews of sorts. But at the end of the day, I wanted to narcissistically share the music that I had been listening to this summer, in case anybody out there really cares. So, without further ado, here is Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist:

    -Twenty One Pilots

    It’s been a long journey with this duo. I really disliked them when my friend first showed me them. Fortunately, I was able to see them play at my school and was incredibly impressed by their live show. After finally buying their acclaimed, breakthrough album Vessel, I fell in love. Combining insanely catchy electronic riffs, artful piano (and occasionally ukulele), and deep meaningful lyrics, Twenty One Pilots is there for me whenever I’m looking for simple, fun tunes, or complex musical ponderings.

    -Pink Floyd

    It only took me two decades, but I finally got into Pink Floyd. There’s really not much to say here, seeing as most of what can be said about them has already been said over and over again. I’ve been listening to the gorgeous 2011 re-masters, and my favorite albums are the classic three pack of 1973’s Dark Side of the Moon, 1975’s Wish You Were Here, and 1977’s Animals. I guess all those “Greatest-Albums” lists were kinda right after all.

    -Slipknot

    I’ve been on a major Slipknot kick since about mid-May, and boy has it been awesome. I’ve listened to them occasionally for a few years now, but this was the first time that I really got into them. Disturbing and heavy, yet still catchy, the band never fails to offer up high-energy performances (I primarily listen to their live albums). After losing founding bassist Paul Gray in 2009, and the departure of founding drummer Joey Jordison earlier this year, the group just released their first new single in six years. Harkening back to their early sound, it has me very excited for their forthcoming new album.

    -Bill Laurance

    Flint is the debut solo album of British keyboardist Bill Laurance, who is also a keyboardist in Snarky Puppy (see rant below). The album features ten original compositions that beautifully fuse classical and jazz influences together. As amazing as Bill’s piano playing is, the music is truly bought to life by the backing band, which just happens to be….

    -Snarky Puppy

    Combining nearly every genre of music known to man within an accessible jazz-fusion format, each track explodes with world-class musicianship. Bandleader/bassist/songwriter Michael League and his collective of over thirty musicians are always careful not to let the music drown in overly technical performances; each member delicately chooses his notes. The bands best performances lie within its last three studio albums, which were all recorded live and without overdubs. Each with beautifully complex and varying arrangements, the emotions ebb and flow as powerful crescendos slowly build up to the most satisfying of climaxes.

    I’ll admit a bit of personal bias in writing this, as in my own mind, Snarky Puppy is one of the greatest and most important musical groups ever formed. Ever since discovering them back in November, I have been listening to them to what is probably an unhealthy amount. I beg of all music lovers (or anybody) to please give this band a fair, unbiased listen.

    (Note: I left Slipknot out of the playist so as to keep it safe for work)

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  • “Guardians of the Galaxy” Film Review

    “Guardians of the Galaxy” Film Review

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    I make it a general rule to try and stay away from any hype/reviews/general recommendations about what I’ll be reviewing. Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy was one of those films where I just couldn’t escape that stuff. Sitting through the coming attractions, I forced myself to push out all of the uber-positive feedback about the film, tried forget that this is supposed to be one of the greatest hero movies ever, and just watch the movie with a fresh mind as best I could.

    Thankfully, this was a film that lived up to, and in some areas, exceeded the hype.

    On the eve of his mother’s death, Earthling-child Peter Quill is abducted by a group of space pirates. Raised to be a pirate himself, Peter steals a valuable mystery orb, but a botched attempt to sell it puts him into prison. Teaming up with of his fellow outcast inmates, the newly formed Guardians of the Galaxy must fight off the destruction-bent Ronan the Accuser.

    Now every superhero movie has some degree of emotional element, some better executed than others. It’s these emotions that drive the protagonist’s goals throughout the film. Yes, a love interest is included here, but the main emotional journey comes the death of Peter’s mother. His prized possession is a mixtape of her favorite songs, and he is seemingly haunted by an unfulfilled deathbed wish of hers. Peter’s character progression deals with finally being able to come to terms with her death, an angle not commonly taken by hero films.

    The emotions shown by Pratt (and portrayed brilliantly by Wyatt Oleff as his childhood counterpart) are always blunt and truthful. They are sometimes sweet and heartwarming, sometimes funny, and sometimes gut-wrenching. Many of the minor characters have differing emotional battles throughout the film, ranging from feelings of isolation, to a simple romantic interest. Yet all are done amazing well.

    Major kudos to screenwriters James Gunn and Nicole Perlman for injecting a ton of humor into the film. Ranging from slapstick to witty one-liners, the jokes never detract from the action, or take meaning away from the emotional scenes. In terms of character development, humor is used to effortlessly dig deeper into the various characters’ backgrounds. For example, Peter’s love of classic rock/pop hits makes for some always fun soundtrack choices, especially when combined with Chris Pratt’s always hilarious dance moves. Yet it also solidifies the relationship Peter had with his mother, which is a major character element.

    I had a few small qualms with the film’s plot, however. Peter’s growing romance with Gamora wasn’t visualized enough on screen, at least for my personal taste. I know that the film was probably trying to shy away from the “normal” love storyline within a lot of hero movies, but any sort of romantic developments seemed to come a bit out of left field because of it. I’m not sure where the couple found the time to develop any sort of romantic interest, and it certainly deserved a couple more minutes of screen time to clarify this.

    In addition, there were quite a few confusing moments due to backstory’s not being completely solidified. While we know that Gamora turned against her father and sister because they were evil, we are still left with very little information about where she comes from. However, I presume (and desperately hope) that minor plot holes like this will be filled in during the sequel (yup, it’s happening).

    Finally, I need to give credit where credit is due: what little that I didn’t like about this movie was completely forgotten thanks to the hundreds of talented artists working for Framestore, Moving Picture Company, Luma Pictures, Method Studios, Lola VFX, Cantina Creative, Sony Pictures Imagineworks, CoSA VFX, Secret Lab, Rise Visual Effects Solutions, Technicolor VFX, and Industrial Light and Magic. The visual effects are quite possibly the best that I have ever seen in a film. Rocket has to be the most realistic anthropomorphic animal I have ever seen in a film, and all of the alien characters are just as lifelike. Battle scenes were flashy while maintaining realistic grit, and some of the landscapes were truly breathtaking. I saw the film in a standard movie theater, and I was amazed by what I saw. I can only imagine how it looked in IMAX or 3D.

    To sum it up simply: the hype is right. Go out and see Guardians of the Galaxy, it is easily worth the time and money, and it honestly deserves to be seen on the silver screen.

    Check out our other review by Matt Flynn here!

  • Welcome to Sweden Review: Season One

    Welcome to Sweden Review: Season One

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    To quote one of the comedic greats, “curb your enthusiasm”.

    Welcome to Sweden, part of NBC’s latest offering of sitcoms, is an already tired concept. An American has to figure out how to live in a different country, dealing with the crazy customs and different language that the new country forces upon them. In this show, we have Bruce, an American accountant for the stars, moving to Sweden so that his Swedish girlfriend, Emma, can live closer to her family (who lives in Sweden). Let the culturally based humor ensue.

    The show, created by Greg Poehler (yup, Amy’s sister), does one thing right by making Bruce suffer the consequences of the cultural misunderstanding. The Swedish customs are never the butts of the jokes; on the contrary, they are portrayed as normal practices instead of just a bunch of weird things that the Swedes do. Bruce is the weird one for not being able to fit in. The culture is respected instead of being made fun of, a formula successfully used by similar shows such as Outsourced and Lillehammer (which somewhat awkwardly takes place in the country right next door).

    Each episode features a celebrity cameo, as one of Bruce’s ex-clients coming back to him for various reasons. Yet, in the first two episodes released, they both feel like awkward, forced placement to get the show some extra viewers. It wasn’t really cute seeing Amy Poehler playing opposite her brother as a meaner, fictionalized version of herself. And there was no real point to Will Ferrell being on the show, except to have Will Ferrell on the show. Audrey Plaza’s cameo in the third episode is actually quite funny, but she is unfortunately limited to only about a minute of on-screen time.

    The show’s writing doesn’t do it any favors either. Like any genre of tv or film, there needs to some sort of conflict, the stakes need to be raised. Seinfeld was a show literally about nothing, yet it played off of constant conflict, and raised the stakes high enough to get its characters to do the craziest, funniest, things. Welcome to Sweden has a plot: Bruce needs to learn to be Swedish. But any moment of potential conflict is quickly solved with a hug and a kiss. There is nothing to play off of, which is why most of the jokes fall flat.

    The only big laugh so far came during second episode, in the form of a shocking joke about the Iraq war. The joke itself was brilliant, but it was way too deep, shocking, and dark for a show this lighthearted.

    In addition to not being that funny, the editing is very strange for a sitcom. The scenes are introduced by long establishing shots of pretty scenery, accompanied by the jolly, traditional Swedish music. We then get what feels like a short scene, one that almost always ends in laughter (from the characters themselves) and resolvement of whatever went slightly wrong during the scene. Then, back to the establishing shot and the music before the next scene. Maybe it’s the music, but this makes the show feel like something straight from Nick Jr.

    While Welcome to Sweden certainly has potential to become a much better show, it has a lot of areas that are begging for improvement.

  • Do the Shuffle (Vol. 7): Styx, Anthony Green, & Jay-Z

    Do the Shuffle (Vol. 7): Styx, Anthony Green, & Jay-Z

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    In Do the Shuffle, one of our team members puts their iPod on shuffle and makes a playlist out of the first ten songs that play. It’s a great way to find new music or rediscover the old stuff. Enjoy!

    http://open.spotify.com/user/smashcutreviews/playlist/7qa3pWDOhLMaOzrW8cUOv7

  • Gems in the Sidebar: The Pineapple Thief

    Gems in the Sidebar: The Pineapple Thief

    Photo credited to Kscope.
    Photo credited to Kscope.

    To start off, let’s call this a column. I’d like to talk about a band that I found a few years back off the sidebar of a Porcupine Tree video: The Pineapple Thief. The video that I clicked on was the song “3000 Days”, which, to this day, is still my favorite track by the band. While they shared some clear musical similarities with PT, they are definitely a group unique to themselves.

    The progressive rock group is the brainchild of British guitarist, vocalist, and songwriter Bruce Soord. Now in its 15th year, the band has released nine albums with a tenth due in September.

    Despite an always-varied production taking elements from various genres, their songs can be divided up into three general categories. First, there are the rockers, which combine organic guitars and vocals with synthesizers and electronically treated instruments. Then there are the more acoustically driven numbers, with delicate instrumentation and impassioned performances. Finally, there are the longer experimental pieces, such as the brooding twenty-seven minute “What Have We Sown”.

    All very well written and expertly produced, The Pineapple Thief is a great listen for both fans of modern progressive music, as well as more open-minded mainstream music fans.

  • Ed Sheeran “X” Album Review

    Ed Sheeran “X” Album Review

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    When asked to describe himself as an artist, Ed Sheeran proudly admitted to being an “acoustic balladeer who sings soppy love songs to teenage girls”. Yet in the same interview with The Telegraph, he also proclaims that he “doesn’t make music for critics”. These two statements seem to conflict with each other, and the latter seems to be an attempt to justify his artistic credibility for writing the teeny bopper love songs he’s know for. Yet, with the English singer-songwriter’s sophomore release, x, he is able to achieve the best of both worlds.

    To recap, it’s been three years since his breakout debut album, +. The artfully minimalistic pop album eventually hit the top of the charts worldwide, spawning hits such as “Lego House”, and the Grammy-nominated “The A Team”. He spent this time touring America and the world both as an opening act to huge artists such as Taylor Swift and headlining a tour of major venues. He also casually penned a few hits for Ms. Swift and One Direction. Far from a lucky streak, this new album continues the trend of success.

    The album’s lead single, “Sing” is an infectiously groove that clearly takes its influence from 70’s funk and disco groups (the Nile Rogers influence is strong in this one). It’s immediately obvious that this is the production work of Pharrell, the king of musical throwback Thursdays. This is the fourth major hit that Mr. Williams has been involved in within the past year, and it features all the characteristics of his work: groovy rhythm work, insanely catchy vocal hooks, and ultra-tight harmonies. As always, it’s a perfect execution of reviving musical stylings that have been relatively dead within mainstream pop for decades now.

    Throughout the rest of the album, Sheeran proves that he has a wide variety of influences, giving reminders of past artists while staying original to himself. There’s the bluesy “Thinking Out Loud”, sounding like a cut tossed from a John Mayer album, soulful guitar solo included. “Runaway” takes it’s influences from N’ Sync and the Backstreet Boys, yet “Don’t” is reminiscent of the Arctic Monkeys. “The Man” sees him rapping about road life a la Eminem, and pulling it off surprisingly well. And I can’t put my finger exactly on why, but the brooding “Nina” seems to call out to Toto.

    It’s almost an insult to just refer to Sheeran as a singer-songwriter, because he’s a fairly impressive guitarist in his own right. As with his previous album most of the instruments on the album were played either by Sheeran himself, or producer Jake Gosling. “Tenerife Sea” and “Bloodstream” both feature some fancy fretwork; nothing overly complicated, yet still impressive by pop’s standards. Of course, he is really able to show off in live performances, creating lush backing tracks using just his voice, his guitar, and a looping pedal (check out the live version of “Don’t”, which completely blows away the studio version that was amazing in it’s own right).

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    X | Ed Sheeren

    Of course, there are quite a few overdubs on the album, however these are kept in check to create a vibrant yet minimalistic soundscape. This is clearly the touch of Rick Rubin, the third major producer involved in the album. It’s a smart move that helps the album stand out from the field of overproduced electronic-pop that is dominating the charts nowadays.

    Arguably the most important part of a pop song is the lyrics; they mainly just need to be catchy, no real meaning needed. While x’s lyrics are far from deep philosophical meanderings, they are able to comment on relationships and sex without being overly cheesy, sappy, or clichéd.

    The one major flaw of this album is that the performances are a tad cold and too perfect. I wasn’t able to detect any notable auto-tune on Ed’s voice, which is a good thing. And while the main instrumentation on show are acoustic guitars, pianos, and vocals, the performances are polished slick (including an annoyingly over-compressed piano on “Nina”). A bit more edge and slight imperfections would really amplify the more dramatic moments in the music.

    Yet despite this, Ed Sheeran has made an album that exceeded expectations for him. Coming off of a successful first album, he lived up to the hype and delivered a solid pop album that should stand up on its own for many years to come. The minimalistic yet varied production marries perfectly simplistic and meaningful lyrics to create a memorable collection of songs that is well worth a listen.

  • ’22 Jump Street’ Review: Avoids the Usual Sequel Pitfalls by Pointing Them Out

    ’22 Jump Street’ Review: Avoids the Usual Sequel Pitfalls by Pointing Them Out

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    out of 10

    As much as I enjoyed 2012’s 21 Jump Street, I couldn’t help but groan when I first saw a commercial 22 Jump Street. Don’t get me wrong, I was pretty excited to watch it, but I know how Hollywood sequels go. They’re created purely to make money, reformatting the same plot and jokes as the original movie, without being able to successfully execute either. While this plot was somewhat reformatted, 22 Jump Street exceeded my expectations by being smart enough to avoid a large amount of “sequel-syndrome.”

    Taking up where the previous film left off, Officers Schmidt and Jenko (Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, respectively) infiltrate a college to find the supplier of a new, powerful drug. Other than the setting change, the plot is more or less the same as 21 Jump Street. Screenwriters Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, and Rodney Rothman wisely use this to their advantage, inserting a variety of jokes poking fun at the film’s sequel status. Most of these are pretty obvious, but there were a bunch of subtle one-liners that not everybody may pick up immediately. Ranging from parodies of romantic-comedy films, to some seemingly metaphorical lines, it was refreshing and impressive to see such a mainstream film not constantly feeding the audience hollow jokes.

    Yet even when the film delves into some well tread upon comedic topics (drugs, drinking, crazy teachers, sex, police mishaps, funny accents), the jokes tend to end up being more mature than usual. They are short and to the point, never relying on gross-out or overly-crude humor. Amazingly enough, none seemed to be ripped off from the first movie (at least that I could notice). Sorry folks, but that recurring delayed-explosion gag from 21 Jump Street is nowhere to be found here. Many of the biggest laughs come from the interplay between Hill and Tatum, but Ice Cube steals the show as the ever-enraged Police Captain Dickson.

    22 Jump Street is no cinematic masterpiece, but it’s one hell of a fun time. It may not become everybody’s favorite movie, but well worth the viewing. It manages to generally avoid sequel-syndrome, and is able to be and equal match for its successful predecessor.

    (The film got a bonus point for having quite possible the funniest end credits sequence I’ve ever seen.)

  • ‘Million Dollar Arm’ Review: An Unfunny, Cold Sports Tale

    ‘Million Dollar Arm’ Review: An Unfunny, Cold Sports Tale

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    Dir. by Craig Gillespie

    Million Dollar Arm tells the story of the Million Dollar Arm contest, started by sports agent J.B. Bernstein in order to fund his failing athlete management company. The premise of the contest is to go to India, and find the MLB’s first Indian player out of a crop of cricket players. Instead, he finds two boys who know barely anything about either sport, and has a few months to turn them into pitching superstars. Let the hilarity and feels ensue.

    But the laughs never come, and there are no feels. There are a lot of one liner jokes dealing with the “privileged American thrown into India” trope, but they’ve already been done (more successfully) a few years ago on the NBC show Outsourced. Frankly, all of the jokes in the film seemed forced, and are designed to just get laughter out of the audience with as little effort as possible.

    I won’t spoil the ending, but since it’s a Disney movie, there is an extremely clear moral to the story that causes the characters to change. However, just like the jokes, the changes the characters go through feel just as forced as the jokes. Think of any great sports movie, and imagine the emotions it makes you feel, how they encourage you to follow your dreams. There is none of that here.

    Anybody who knows the real life story of the Million Dollar Arm contest knows from the get go what’s going to happen later on in the film. And even if you don’t, you can figure it out within five minutes. While the source material isn’t the most surprising story in the world, the film makes no attempt to surprise you. If you’ve seen a few movies before, you could probably just watch the first ten minutes and then summarize the whole film.

    While the film intends to be a good flick for the entire family to watch, it just turns out to be a mediocre one at that. It’s ironic that this is a story about a contest designed to make money off of two boys who came from nothing, because the movie itself is designed to make money off of the story about two boys who came from nothing. It lacks substance, feeling, and does the least amount possible to get the dollars from your wallet.