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  • Sons of Anarchy Review: “Toil and Till” (7×02)

    Sons of Anarchy Review: “Toil and Till” (7×02)

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    With this week’s episode, “Toil and Till,” Sons of Anarchy makes the first compelling case for its unending, unrelenting depiction of misery of the season. In fact, I can’t remember the time I was as invested in or even interested by an episode of this show. Considering where I stood last week, we’ll consider this high praise. I genuinely tried to be more positive about the show this week, and am very happy that those efforts dovetailed with an episode that is worth them.

    Last week’s premiere got a lot of necessary, but not inherently compelling, exposition out of the way, which means we get to spend this episode settling into this new status quo, before the revealed truth of Tara’s death inevitable blows everything to smithereens. And “Toil and Till” does truly go a long way toward bringing some human dimension back to these characters. Consider Gemma’s conversation with Abel: Are you okay, Grandma? he asks her, and what is her perfect response? “Always.” This is such a quiet, well-acted and -directed moment, the sort that justifies running over time (this week, it’s by a perfectly reasonable sixteen minutes), a character-developing scene that is both given sufficient room to breathe and which allows the audience to refocus our empathy toward that character. Gemma is an awful woman, the worst person on this show by almost any measure, but we know enough about her to begin to understand her, and this one scene reinforces so much about the character.

    Similar successes are had this week with Juice and Unser, whose early scene in the episode, while committing the perennial Sons sin of immediately undoing a cliffhanger, is another instance of the show using its history effectively, and allowing small, talky scenes that might otherwise have been cut from the episode, to instead do very important character work. Theo Rossi has gotten me this week to question my judgment of his acting in the premiere. Then, I found him listless and affected; this week I wonder if it’s intentional. Juice as a character is in so far over his head—he’s “basically a child,” according to Unser—and he is posturing at being as ruthless as Jax or Gemma, as being the kind of guy who could kill Unser just to keep a secret. But he’s not that ruthless, and Unser knows it.

    Speaking of Wayne Unser, this is a big week for him! The character feels dramatically relevant for the first time in ages, and to have him back in the mix in some official capacity with the law promises a minefield of conflict in the coming weeks. Dayton Callie is great even when the writing is fumbling, so this week, with several great scenes to play, is a real treat just for his performance.

    That said, the show still has a massive problem, and that’s the way it depicts Jax and the Sons. It is impossible at this point for the show to have its cake and eat it, too: either the Sons are badass, super cool biker badasses, or they are a group of wrongheaded, violent men who doom themselves and everyone around them. You have to pick one. Walking a strange tightrope between these two depictions of the characters and of the world itself causes too many moments where the whole thing is flat—for instance, any moment in which we are subjected to a reading of Jax’s journal entries. Perhaps the way those two stoners so plainly idolize Jax, up until he murders them, too, is a comment on this very issue. But when every episode still features a motorcycle chase set to a rock song, it seems we’re asked to forget just who, exactly, we are watching, if only until the commercial break.

    So when the episode ends on a shot of Jax cradling Abel, a single perfect tear falling down his cheek, while across town, who is Jax’s brother by Jax’s own definition of the word, cradles the dead body of someone he clearly knew and loved more than he suggested to Jax; when the episode ends asking me to appreciate how much of his soul he has lost, well, that falls flat, because Jax is a murderer now, several times over. Any sympathy or desire for redemption that might have once existed for this character is completely gone, but the writing seems completely unaware of this fact. We’re asked to view this violent behavior as a lashing out in the wake of Tara’s death, a single-minded quest for vengeance, but that’s not really a valid request. Jax has been this violent for a very long time now, and he had been knowingly placing Tara’s life in danger since the middle of season four, when his own father-in-law tried to have her killed. That he doesn’t know that his own mother is the most dangerous of all his associates is the only oversight of which Jax can be forgiven at this point. But Tara’s safety? He had already demonstrated a complete lack of concern for that.

    Does this make sense for Jax’s arc? Yes, absolutely. His final story arc taking the shape of a willing dive into the darkness is thematically fitting for the show. But this all needed to follow directly from the season four premiere. Instead, Sutter and team crafted two artificial seasons, that treaded water until the characters could reach this point, but which continued upping the ante on the violence and crime anyway. Jax has been on this level for some time, but only now are we asked to take it seriously and take concern. Taken on its own, it works well, and has the potential for much more, but you’re basically required to jettison most of the past two seasons in order to do so.

    Then again, maybe disregarding the business with Romeo and for some reason Dave Navarro isn’t the worst that could happen.

    Regardless, this is a solid episode of Sons, and hopefully it’s indicative of things to come. The show still needs tighter editing; even though this episode actually doesn’t run that long, I think it could comfortable have been cut to a cable hour. The show would be more exciting if it were more concise in its storytelling, and that’s true on the micro-level of episode structure as well as on the macro-level of: this should have been a five season show. But the episode does strong character work, and more importantly, positions characters interestingly for maximum conflict and fallout at the end of the season. In that sense, at least, the show is still honoring its Shakespearean inspiration. If the series can more effectively grapple with the issues of Jax’s history, and I think that even this will become less of an issue as the conclusion nears, then we are in for some potent drama, and a hopefully fitting finale to the series.

     

    Stray Observations:

    – The montage at the beginning, which is mercifully silent, actually features some stellar directing and editing, as well as a knowing wink at the show’s unbreakable musical montage addiction. Jax, Gemma and Juice, along with Unser, are positioned as the major players going forward, and that’s a great combination of relationships, so it’s very cool to see them linked visually here, as well as throughout the episode.

    – Annabeth Gish is the new commissioner in town, but it remains to be seen exactly how Althea Jarry will figure in at this stage. I’m much more interested in Unser’s new role as consulting investigator.

    – This is a show where “the porn warehouse” is a real thing that exists, and also is a suitable alibi.

  • Interpol “El Pintor” Album Review

    Interpol “El Pintor” Album Review

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    Interpol was a band I always stated was a staple of the “My First Indie Rock” song collection. It was the gateway to the more obscure and weird and experimental artists all along the blogosphere. However, the band hasn’t been as synonymous with that as it used to be. Artists like Arctic MonkeysLana Del Rey, Twenty-One Pilots, and the like are the new staples for a new brand of indie rocker. Interpol seems to be pushed back for the youngbloods and because of the mixed opinion on their last album, people thought that Interpol has lost their edge. Longtime listeners stayed with them but there was that hint of doubt. El Pintor is giving a slow, skeptic hope that they will continue being a indie rock standard.

    The lead single, “All The Rage Back Home” does show that these guys aren’t getting too ahead of themselves as they produce this fast-paced, surprising, bursty and thrashing song. The guitars just yelling “yehehehehe” in the background is a subtle production dream, and the return of Paul Banks’ voice, untouched by age is something fantastic to hear. “Anywhere” has a cool indie rock aesthetic too. The drums still punch like on Antics and the synthesizers mixed with the high-pitched guitar give a cool sound, but pushes the vocals to the back, something that I’ve criticized shoegaze albums for. “Same Town, New Story” has this weird hammer-on, pull-off riff that actually does it better than “My Desire”. The reverb and pushed back vocals on this give it a deeper sound, something that I haven’t really heard from Interpol before. “Blue Supreme” takes a softer approach, taking about someone who you desire to be. Although at some points it sounds like a Coldplay track.

    interpol el pintorMost of the album does have some very good music, despite the biggest departure from bassist Carlos Dengler. The duties have been taken over by frontman Paul Banks, but you can hear the difference in change almost immediately. The intricacies of scale and note changes are almost nonexistent here. If you listen to “Obstacle 1” on Turn On the Bright Lights and “Breaker 1” here, the changes are very noticeable. Also, the bass seemed to bring the most out of the vocals, but Banks seems to be all over the place. At one point, he’ll be singing a faded falsetto on “My Blue Supreme”, and then back to his original voice on “Ancient Ways”. “Tidal Wave” teases us with a synthesizer opening and what seems like the opening notes to “Barricade” and leads into another odd combination of falsetto and whatever the hell Paul Banks is supposed to be singing in. And the final track “Twice As Hard” has some pretty cool production on the vocals, but the slow, spacey, tremolo of the song really takes the cake.

    Final Verdict: It’s the Interpol we would have liked to see Carlos Dengler on, but for the first time without him, they sound new. If we take out all of the critical acclaim from their previous albums and judged this solely on its own merit, it’s a decent album with some cool production that didn’t need to be completely streamlined for it to work. There’s enough variety in the album to keep it going and it has enough poppy punch to keep you listening to it for a while. Is it the best? No, not at all, but it’s a start in the right direction. I wanna see Interpol become something more than a has-been band, and this album has proved it to me, and should prove it to other avid listeners. I’m a little skeptical that the youngbloods will take these guys over, but I want to see them influence other bands again.

     

  • Boardwalk Empire Review: “The Good Listener” (5×02)

    Boardwalk Empire Review: “The Good Listener” (5×02)

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    That’s much more like it. “The Good Listener” may be the second episode of the season, but it feels like the first. Certainly it’s the first real indication this season that Terence Winter does, in fact, have some kind of endgame in mind that he’s working toward. This week also provides significantly more, and better, justification for jumping ahead all the way to 1931. What seemed last week to be an arbitrary decision to bookend the series’ treatment of prohibition, this week is revealed to be something entirely different.

    In 1931 we have arrived at a flashpoint, and it’s that flashpoint that gives this episode its newfound verve and urgency. Al Capone is a bona fide celebrity now, giving interviews to Variety and generally trouncing about with the same manic energy that Stephen Graham has gotten so excellent at embodying. He’s also still employing Van Alden and Eli, neither of whom are very well off after these seven years. Luciano, Lansky and Siegel are up to no good together, and one gets the sense that they are in way over their heads. Eli’s son Will is desperate to join the U.S. Attorney’s office—whether this is to take down Nucky, or to get information for him, is left up in the air for now. We even check in on Gillian Darmody, who has been committed to an insane asylum that feels like something out of a retro-Orange is the New Black.

    Gillian’s story this week feels the most out of place, like it’s there for the sake of keeping Gretchen Mol on the payroll, but Mol is excellent, and there is a lingering cloud of uncertainty that hangs over both her performance and the staging of her scenes. Especially in a season that seems determined to expound further on the nature of both the Commodore and Nucky’s youth, I expect we will be exploring much further the specific reasons for Gillian’s institutionalization, as well.

    Where this episode succeeds, and where the premiere more or less failed, is that everything is interesting in its own right, but also is sufficiently related to the central story of Nucky’s return to the alcohol business. We are here, at this moment in time, because this is where the story ends. Already we can see those threads coming together, if slowly. This feels very much like a premiere episode, and one wonders why we didn’t just cut to the chase sooner; but then, if the rest of the season keeps up at this clip, then the plodding-by-comparison premiere might feel like a more natural deep inhale.

    The flashbacks continue, and while they still feel a little gimmicky to me, especially when I’d rather be spending time with the absent members of the ensemble (Narcisse has yet to show up this season, and we don’t follow up with Chalky or Margaret either this week, though I’m only really upset about one of those things), but they do feel more confident this week, and so I feel much more confident about them. As they persist, they accumulate meaning, and begin to develop their own sense of narrative. I’m reminded of nothing more than the flashbacks on Lost, which similarly developed narratives of the characters’ pasts that were meant to reflect their struggles in the present. It might not be the most original way to highlight Nucky as we wind down, but it at least is now showing signs of effectiveness.

    Overall this is a much more entertaining and effective episode, and I’m glad to see the season pick up the pace so early on, considering the shorter episode order. I hope very much that we spend more time with Van Alden and Eli as the weeks go on. Both stories are tinged with tragedy, yet the pairing of characters feels like its own sort of buddy cop movie, with the witty repartee and physical comedy that comes with that territory, and it all works tremendously well. Shea Wigham and Michael Shannon have excellent chemistry, and on a show that very rarely finds justification to pair off many of its central characters, this particular pairing is a real treat.

    As always, the show is much more interesting when all the other characters orbit around Nucky, while Nucky himself rests in stasis at the center of the whole thing. There is very much that sense here, and thanks to the flashbacks, there is a specific request from the show for us to consider Nucky the way we would the Commodore—as a toxic, manipulative, corrosive villain, in too many lives to count. We’ll see if the narrative plays out. The episode leaves us with a shot of Tonino’s open earhole, the first shot in what will likely be a much bloodier war. Nucky’s attempts at outright gangster-ism have landed him in trouble before, and this one is likely to do so again. Thankfully, on the strength of this episode, we have reason to look forward to the playing out.

    Stray Observations:

    – Just a note on the scoring this week: In the Emmy Spotlight series it was useful to highlight acting, directing, and writing as separate categories. Reviewing weekly, though, a lot of these things are consistent from week to week, purposefully so. I’ll call out specific notes of interest in the review, but I’m not breaking the score down into categories, as it requires way too many mathematical gymnastics to get to an appropriate overall score. I’ll still grade the episode out of ten, but it’s going to be much more holistic. I’ll break down a full season score at the end, and that’ll be where we go from here.

  • BLOG: Chris Walla’s Final Performance with Death Cab

    BLOG: Chris Walla’s Final Performance with Death Cab

    The last time I saw Death Cab in concert was in 2012 during the summer before my Freshman year of college. When my friend and I got to the Wellmont in Montclair, there was a crowd of about 20 crowding the middle of the pit. So, we had two choices: stand on the left or on the right. For some reason we both agreed on the right and stationed ourselves just out of earshot of the massive speakers.

    Surfer Blood acted as a great opener and had some audience interactions, including a girl he got a little bit too excited when the lead singer leaned down to sing to her. Although the crowd was thoroughly hyped after Surfer Blood’s performance, the crowd went insane when Ben Gibbard ran out and began playing the opening chords to “I Will Follow You Into the Dark.”

    However, when the rest of the band ran out and started playing “Home is a Fire” I was instantly drawn to watching Chris Walla on the guitar. He was just so damn passionate about what he was doing. He was jamming, with a smile on his face like he was just playing in his living room with his best friends.

    The video above is of his last performance with Death Cab. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a sinking feeling in my stomach, however it was also a joyous moment. Watching four friends who clearly love each other, playing for the last time. Plus, that hug punched me in the gut.

    All I can say is that people too often forget that Death Cab isn’t just Ben Gibbard and friends. Walla was an incredible contributor to a group that is and will always be one of my favorite bands. So, thank you Chris for 17 wonderful years.

  • This Is Our Youth Review

    This Is Our Youth Review

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    When Kenneth Lonergan’s slacker drama first appeared in New York in 1996, it was deemed a revelation. A true eye-opener into the world of early twenty-somethings in a much grittier New York City than we know today. A strange and fascinating thing has happened with the Steppenwolf revival currently playing the Cort Theatre: the play has almost become a period piece.

    While the concept of a young adults desperate to flee the nest and forge ahead into adulthood (but having not a clue as to how) will still ring true, This is Our Youth now offers audiences a window into the pre-tech era that seems ages ago. Reagan is president, one must communicate with friends via a phone tethered to the wall, and New York City is a place where drugs and crime haunt even the Upper West Side.

    It is this neighborhood which serves as the location for the action. As beautifully designed by Todd Rosenthal, the set presents a cut-out of one small apartment.  Behind and all around it, stretch other stark buildings and fire escapes, with windows peering down like ever-watchful eyes. It’s a clever design that both maintains the plays’ intimacy, and serves as a constant reminder of the threat of the City.

    The apartment belongs to stoner Dennis (Kieran Culkin).  Late in the night, his painfully awkward friend Warren (Michael Cera) comes storming in with a bag of cash and a suitcase of odd knick-knacks. Another bag (of coke) comes into play, as well as the hope of seducing a girl (Tavi Gevinson). These seemingly unrelated elements get the plot moving.

    Though you should be warned: I use the word “plot” quite loosely. The main thrust involves Warren stealing cash from his lingerie-dealer Dad, but the play is a character piece through and through. The two friends debate on how to spend the money (drugs and sex are first on their list), but Lonergan’s aim is presenting a slice of life. How do early twenty-somethings in 1982 try to leave their parents nest even if they don’t quite know how to be an independent adult?

    The lack of action pushing things forward may put off many theatre-goers, but thanks to Anna D. Shapiro’s tight direction, I was thoroughly captivated throughout. Shapiro, famous for directing firecracker plays like August: Osage County, successfully amps up the humor to find a great balance between light and dark moments. This feat is also in large part due to the three stars (all making their Broadway debuts) who aptly put their characters inner emotional lives on display.

    Michael Cera is the big draw, and he mostly doesn’t disappoint. He can often dip into his George Michael shtick from “Arrested Development”, but his awkwardness gets plenty of laughs. There is stiffness to Cera’s body and a tendency to end his lines with the same upward inflection. But, his ungainly mannerisms and tics telegraph that something is “off” with Warren.  As the play goes on, and Cera skillfully navigates the troubled emotional arc of the character, he occasionally stumbles upon brilliance. When he finally emerges on the other side of this tumultuous night he is a changed person, and the emotional payoff for the audience is huge. He surprises by digging into darker territory than his film career has previously allowed.

    It is Kieran Culkin however, who almost walks away with the show. He is a master at delivering Lonergan’s dialogue with remarkable specificity. The stage is electric when he’s present, and his actions always make it clear that whoever comes through the door is entering into his domain. He can dart about with wild abandon after a toke of a joint, and the next minute fall into a laser focused rage. And he isn’t afraid to let the audience laugh in discomfort at his outrageous moments. The performance is all the more impressive given how cruel and morally loose Dennis can be. Culkin imbues this bully of a man-child with an inner fragility, which comes crashing to the surface in a beautiful act two monologue. I hope to see much more of him on Broadway in the future.

    Fashion blogger turned actress Tavi Gevinson does her best as Jessica, though the part doesn’t offer her as much to play with as her male co-stars.  What she does quite well is create compelling layers to a character that could be otherwise one-note and whiny. Unfortunately though, Jessica’s penchant for arguments has Gevinson relying on yelling a bit too often.

    At times, you may feel like you have seen this play before in a more contemporary setting.  As a byproduct of the play’s initial success, Lonergan’s format has been copied by numerous playwrights. But, what these copycat plays don’t have is Anna D. Shapiro orchestrating explosive fireworks and humor through a talented young cast, and that makes this production well worth a visit.

    This is Our Youth
    Cort Theatre.
    148 West 48th Street, Manhattan.
    By: Kenneth Lonergan
    Directed By: Anna D. Shapiro
    Starring: Michael Cera, Kieran Culkin, and Tavi Gevinson
    Run Time: 2 Hours and 25 minutes, with one intermission

  • Can ‘Godzilla’ Reign Supreme at the Oscars?

    Can ‘Godzilla’ Reign Supreme at the Oscars?

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    Summer blockbusters rarely make a huge impression at the Oscars. Usually it’s a Visual Effects nomination, or something for sound, but even those are saved for more Oscar friendly movies. For example, The Avengers became the 3rd highest grossing film last year, however at the Oscars they were delegated a single nomination for Best Visual Effects. Now, we weren’t expecting a Best Picture nomination, but the lack of tech nominations was a little shocking.

    Another summer movie Pacific Rim was expected to reap at least 3 nominations, but ended up being completely snubbed. The question is why? These films had the buzz and the acclaim. The Avengers achieved a 92% on Rotten Tomatoes, while Pacific Rim received a 72%. However, it seems that there is a certain bias against big budget sci-fi and fantasy movies in the Academy, although Gravity did perfectly fine.

    What makes Godzilla unique is its position as one of the best summer blockbusters in years, as some critics put it. It’s also a clear technical achievement, but it may suffer the same fate as Pacific Rim and The Avengers because it doesn’t look like everything else nominated. Many critics complemented the human drama involved, but in the end it is a clear monster movie. While it may receive a Visual Effects nomination, the sound categories, film editing, cinematography, and production design seem out of the question.

    The one time we’ve seen a sort of monster movie succeed at the Oscars is in 2005 with King Kong. It was nominated for Visual Effects, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, and Production Design, winning all but the last. Could the more unconventional Godzilla achieve this? Maybe. Only time will tell.

    At this early stage we could very well see Godzilla do well in the technical fields, but if any clear alternatives emerge, such as Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, then the chances for it to receive more than a Visual Effects nomination become more slim.

     

     

  • The Raveonettes Album Review: “Pe-ahi”

    The Raveonettes Album Review: “Pe-ahi”

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    I used to have a noise rock themed radio show in college. It all began when I picked up a copy of Whip It On, the debut EP from The Raveonettes, at a Princeton record store. It honestly blew my mind. The entire EP was written in Bb minor, and drenched in sweet, delicious fuzz. I kept the CD in my car for months. Numerous years and albums later, Danish band, The Raveonettes, have dropped their newest album out of seemingly nowhere. Pe’ahi is an album as powerful as it is pleasant to listen to.

    The Raveonettes have had a lot of time to develop their sound over the years. They started as a noise rock band, moved to a 60s rock style, and eventually to the realm of dream pop. This album combines all of the band’s past styles, blending them into one unique voice they can call their own. It is almost a greatest hits album, but with all new material. First of all, the album is wet with reverb, producing a very relaxed feel. The guitars find a proper balance between soothing and jarring. There is a beauty in the chaos that is heavily distorted guitars. A lot of the drum tracks on the album have a hip hop or trip hop feel to them. Some tracks sneak in a little slide guitar and harp, but they are not misused or out of place whatsoever. The dual vocals of Sune Rose Wagner and Sharin Foo shine just as much as when they sing alone.

    peahi-320x320The Raveonettes never wrote happy songs about dancing in a field of flowers, and they are not about to start. There has always been a dark twist to lyrics from this band, even when exploring topics that should be positive. Lyrical themes cover topics such as Wagner’s difficult relationship with his father, the recent passing of aforementioned father, Wagner’s near drowning experience, and general infidelity. Pe’ahi, the album title, is a popular surfing spot in Maui, Hawaii. The album art features a small, vertical switchblade on a light cyan background. The symbolism here is obvious, and the minimalistic approach of the album art is very much appropriate. Every track shines in its own way on this album but check out “Killer in the Streets” and the first track “Endless Sleeper.” I also find “Sisters” to be an artistically beautiful song.

  • Sons of Anarchy Review: “Black Widower” (7×01)

    Sons of Anarchy Review: “Black Widower” (7×01)

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    Welcome to season seven (!) of Sons of Anarchy! I hope you are ready to have some fun, because I sure as hell am. If you’ll remember, last season ended with Gemma bashing Tara’s head in with a kitchen fork, followed shortly by Juice shooting the woefully underdeveloped Officer Roosevelt in cold blood to protect Gemma from prosecution. Last season was otherwise pretty uneventful, to be honest—lots of tangents, talking circles, continued poor decisions, and awful scenes of murder and violence, including Clay’s long overdue demise, all culminating with Jax cradling his dead wife’s body in his arms.

    You know, in case you’d forgotten what kind of show this is.

    “Black Widower” opens and closes with a musical montage, because of course it does, and in between are about seventeen hours of scheming, violence, and boredom. Juice does naked pushups, and ends up in hiding from SAMCRO along with Drea Di Matteo. Jax is in prison, mutilating someone, for some reason, by carving a swastika into his torso. Unser, who is somehow still on this show, visits Tara’s grave, and hopefully feels at least some responsibility for her murder, but probably doesn’t. No words are spoken for a solid five minutes and holy shit this is going to be two and a half hours of this nonsense, isn’t it?

    In what is probably the strongest scene of the episode—which comes in the first half hour, so, you know, cause for concern—an impassioned Patterson (played by the absolutely fantastic CCH Pounder) lets loose on Jax, insisting to him that the violence he carries on will destroy what little is left of his family. Then Patterson lets him out of jail, unable to find any evidence to pin Tara’s murder on him. And what is the Verizon blurb summarizing this episode? “Jax makes vengeance a priority for the club following Tara’s murder.” Their shoot first, ask questions later approach leads to the club teaming up with the Grim Bastards, when they accidentally murder a handful of debauched bastards. Upon realizing the mistake, Jax shrugs and murders the last one.

    Jesus Christ.

    This is an empty, disgusting, soulless show. Kurt Sutter and his team constantly posture at having deeper, more meaningful things to say about violence, and its corrosive impact on the lives of the Teller family. But nihilism is not a moral stance. Saying “violence begets more violence,” and using that as an excuse to show a paraplegic man being dragged violently across the street whilst chained to the back of a motorcycle; or to show your show’s hero carving a swastika into a man and slicing out his teeth, just to make an introduction; or to have one of your female leads brutally murder the other, only to never admit, and in fact to baldly lie to her son about it; none of this is justified. None of it has even the remotest artistic value, not anymore, and frankly not since probably season four.

    The last episode of this show I can recall having even the slightest emotional impact on me as a viewer was “Hands,” in which Clay brutally beat Gemma following her attempt to escape the marriage by way of shooting him in the face. The scene is harrowing, fraught with tension that has been earned through several years of careful character work and an intense chemistry between Ron Perlman and Katey Sagal. Everything, literally everything, since that episode has been a steep downhill slide of diminishing returns. Violence for its own sake no longer shocks. Betrayals are now routine. The increasingly convoluted club politics and machinations were never especially interesting, but now are so obtuse and complicated as to be incomprehensible. And at the center of it all is a cast of characters that feel entirely like strangers.

    Are there even any real characters left on this show? Or is everything a set piece for Gemma’s latest manipulation, or else the latest “shocking,” graphic burst of violence that Sutter and company can dream up? Outside of Jax and occasionally Juice, the club is full of ciphers and two-dimensional characters. When is the last time we spent any meaningful time with Chibs, or Tig, or Bobby Elvis? You might even have a hard time just naming all the members anymore. And despite several major character deaths, the cast has gotten larger, adding Di Matteo, Jimmy Smits’ Nero, Pounder, and a cavalcade of guest stars that the show will almost certainly fail to serve.

    But the biggest sin of this show is the ridiculous, faux-weight that it forces upon a plot that is paper-thin, sensational, and lacking any depth. Jax gives a lengthy speech at some point in the interminable middle of this episode, pontificating about his reluctance to “sit in this chair,” lamenting the “direction he tried to take this club in”, and you know, it’s a fucking motorcycle club. Stop fucking shooting people. Leave the damn club. The lesson has been learned, time and again, and every horrible thing that has happened has been brought upon the club by its own actions. Instead Jax gives a speech that affirms the club’s actions. He demands that each man at the table be prepared to “kill and die” for the man next to him. The entire scene is framed as an affirmation of the brotherhood on display, the fraternal connection that is so important to the club and ostensibly to the show.

    In a scene that seems meant to directly mirror it, Gemma tells Juice that she is “the only thread holding this family together,” when every single event of the past several seasons has demonstrated nothing of the sort. She is the titular black widow, a cancer upon everything she touches, and yet you get the sense that the show thinks her a protagonist, especially with Unser and Nero both fawning all over her. Or at least, the narrative gives no opposing figure, no modicum of heroism or even just basic decency to counteract the manipulation and deceit. Everyone is equally awful, and only the rationalizations vary. If the show does eventually give Gemma her comeuppance, and I suspect it will, even that will be robbed of any significance or catharsis, coming as it will several seasons too late.

    When the episode ends, Jax tortures and murders a random Chinese gangster, innocent of Tara’s murder if not of anything else, and the background music intones that “nothing really matters” as Jax literally rubs salt in the man’s wounds. Have truer words been spoken? Everything in the show, it amounts to nothing and less. There is no heart here, just unending violence and gratuitous spectacle, more of the same, over and over, and bloated beyond any reasonable length of narrative. There are no further depths to which the show or its characters can sink. Its continued insistence on reveling in pulp operatic violence does nothing to further its cause, nothing to deepen its thematic value. It does nothing at all. The show is loosely based on Hamlet, which of course deals with similar themes. But Shakespeare does it in about three hours, and with a lot more style and substance than Sons could ever hope to achieve at this point in its long, stupid run.

    Stray Observations:

    – For all its many, many failings, the show does feature some great acting on a consistent basis. CCH Pounder is fantastic as DA Patterson, and one hopes she continues to have an increased presence, as she’s perhaps the only decent character around anymore. Jimmy Smits gives Nero far more gravitas than is present on the page. Gemma is horrid, but Katey Sagal is a captivating screen presence, and she manages somehow to sell the magnetic quality that keeps all of these idiot men in Gemma’s toxic orbit. And Charlie Hunnam does his best with a character that has become increasingly hard to sympathize with or even understand, but even if he does play a good noble leading man, the performance of nobility will only become more grating as Jax’s behavior becomes more deplorable.

    – That said, some of the acting leaves a lot to be desired, especially from Theo Rossi and Drea Di Matteo, who both are very flat throughout this episode–though, given the story Rossi is saddled with, and the almost complete lack of material for Di Matteo, you can hardly blame them.

    – In calculating the acting score below, I’m also accounting for the criminal mismanagement of the show’s ensemble cast in this episode.

    – The episode is also handsomely directed, especially the closing scene in Gemma’s kitchen, where Jax commits a murder that mirrors Gemma’s murder of Tara. But even handsomely directed nihilistic violence is still pretty gross to me.

    – I should also note that I really did like this show, once upon a time, and I took on these reviews in part because I hope to see a return to form before the final scene. So as much fun as it is to write scathing reviews, I’m also pretty disappointed that this is the start we’re off to.

    – One of these days, I hope FX realizes that the way it gives its drama showrunners, and especially Sutter, carte blanche when it comes to running times hurts the shows more than it helps them. The 42-minute hour (closer to 50 for cable) has existed as a format for a very long time for good reason: it works. This premiere is so bloated, taking several scenes to explain and set up scenarios that need little to no explanation or set-up. Indulging the every whim of the show’s writers (any show’s writers, really) is an epically bad idea. I doubt there is a strong story nestled within this episode, but it would at least be a tighter story, and there is so much extraneous material that I have absolutely no doubt that it could be cut to 42 minutes without losing a single essential frame.

    – The closing montage is set to a cover of “Bohemian Rhapsody” that I will never be able to unhear, and which is the episode’s greatest offense.

    – We will not be discussing Anarchy Afterword in these review, unless it is to hope fervently that the fad of post-show discussion shows ends, and soon.

  • A Music Snob’s Semi-Humorous Reactions to the 2014 VMA Winners

    A Music Snob’s Semi-Humorous Reactions to the 2014 VMA Winners

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    Video of the Year:

    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Beyonce ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    Sia – “Chandelier”
    Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

    Seriously? She made out with a sledgehammer for three minutes. Crying on camera and being naked does not automatically constitute for art.

    Who should have won: “Happy (1pm)”, because Tyler the Creator had the sickest dance moves. Likewise, it didn’t MAKE ME SICK TO WATCH!

    (I asked my co-worker, Regina, about her thoughts on this one: “She won like a Wrecking Ball. She created an iconic image that will be burned into the minds of young children for much of their now dysfunctional adult lives.”)

     

    Best Hip Hop:
    Eminem – “Bezerk”
    Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On (We’re Going Home)”
    Childish Gambino – “3005”
    Kanye West – “Black Skinhead”
    Wiz Khalifa – “We Dem Boyz”

    “Hold On” is not a hip-hop song. It’s a new-wave influenced pop song. Singing + using a drum machine ≠ hip hop. Why was he even put in this category?

    Who Should have won: Any of the other artists.

     

    Best Male:
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    John Legend – “All Of Me”
    Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
    Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”

    I’m ok with this.

    Who should have won: Sam Smith, because puppet Ed was just a tad too ridiculous for such a sexy song. Also, Sam Smith wasn’t blatantly promoting Beats.

     

    Best Female:
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Beyonce – “Partition”
    Lorde – “Royals”
    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

    I’m not ever sure if I’m supposed to take Katy Perry’s music videos seriously, or if they’re made for comedic purposes, but the bright colors kind of hurt my eyes. She also has boring choreography, and steals ancient Egyptian art for her own use.

    Who should have won: Queen B. Obviously.

     

    Best Pop:
    Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”

    My problems with the song itself aside, the music video just made me dizzy. From the black and white swirlies everywhere, to the rapid jump cuts of gyrating, shirtless male break dancers, I was not able to make it through the video without a minor headache.

    Who should have won: “Happy (1pm)”, because Tyler the Creator was dancing in it. And who doesn’t love that goofball?

     

    Best Rock:
    Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
    Arctic Monkeys – “Do I Wanna Know”
    The Black Keys – “Fever”
    Lorde – “Royals”
    Linkin Park – “Until It’s Gone”

    Because when I think rock music, I think three minute long catchy acapella tunes.

    Who should have one: Lorde, because frankly she is giving mainstream pop a well needed dose of true, honest talent.

     

    MTV Artist to Watch:
    Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
    5 Seconds of Summer -“She Looks So Perfect”
    Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
    Schoolboy Q – “Man Of The Year”
    Fifth Harmony – “Miss Movin On”

    STOP IT X-FACTOR. STOP IT. Last time you made a successful vocal group, we ended up with One Direction. We really don’t need a female One Direction, thank you very much.

    Who should have one: Sam Smith, because “Stay With Me” gave me serious feels.

    (Side rant: why do people keep saying 5 Seconds of Summer is “punk”?  For those of you who forgot what punk is, here’s a reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooIz_Di2w3g)

     

    Best Collaboration:
    Beyonce ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”

    Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
    Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
    Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne and Tyga – “Loyal”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”
    Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

    Was there seriously any doubt that Jay and the Queen B wouldn’t win?

     

    MTV Clubland Award:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
    Calvin Harris – “Summer”
    Martin Garrix – “Animal”
    Disclosure – “Grab Her!”

    I don’t know what this award is even for. Ignoring it.

     

    Best Video With a Social Message:
    Angel Haze ft. SIA – “Battle Cry”
    Avicii – “Hey Brother”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    J. Cole ft. TLC – “Crooked Smile”
    Kelly Rowland – “Dirty Laundry”
    David Guetta f/ Mikky Ekko – “One Voice”

    Am I really going to make jokes about songs with important social messages? No, no I am not.

     

    Best Cinematography:
    30 Seconds to Mars – “City of Angels”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Arcade Fire – “Afterlife”
    Gesaffelstein – “Hate or Glory”
    Lana Del Rey – “West Coast”

    Once again, I’m not going to make jokes about a song that contains such an important message. Seriously, this video is important.

     

    Best Editing:
    Eminem – “Rap God”

    MGMT – “Your Life is a Lie”
    Zedd ft. Hayley Williams -“Stay the Night”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Fitz and The Tantrums – “The Walker”

    The editing cuts were almost as fast as Slim Shady’s rapping. Props to the editor for keeping up with that wordflow.

     

    Best Choreography:
    Sia – “Chandelier”

    Beyonce – “Partition”
    Usher – “Good Kisser”
    Michael Jackson f/Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
    Jason Derulo f/2Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
    KIESZA – “Hideaway”

    Now I’m not sure whether Sia was having a demon exorcised out of her, a massive seizure, or a four minute long sexual release, but frankly she had a ton of awesome choreography in her video. She deserved it.

    Who should have won: Michael Jackson. Need I even explain why?

     

    Best Direction:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”

    OK Go – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
    Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
    Beyonce – “Pretty Hurts”
    Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”

    “Turn Down for What” won. Do I even have to elaborate on what’s wrong with this?

    Who should have won: OK GO. Do you realize the amount of work it took to direct that video?

     

    Best Art Direction:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
    Eminem – “Rap God”
    Arcade Fire – “Reflektor”
    Tyler, The Creator – “Tamale”

    Sorry Arcade Fire, but your “oversized scary mask” shtick was already done by Slipknot in their Psychosocial video six years ago.

    Who should have one: Frankly, I would have been happy with either  Reflektor, Rap God, or Tamale. Lil Jon and Iggy, get out of this category.

     

    Best Visual Effects:
    DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
    OK Go – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
    Disclosure – “Grab Her!”
    Eminem – “Rap God”
    Jack White – “Lazaretto”

    I’m pretty sure that 99% of OK GO’s video was practical effects. In fact, there’s a video showing how they did it.

    Who should have won: Lazaretto. Because like any Jack White-affiliated music video, it’s simple, sweet, and just really cool.

  • Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist

    Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist

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    It was a really good summer for me. I spent time with my amazing friends, taught myself some basic coding, and had a great internship. But most importantly, it was fueled by some amazing music. Amidst the usual Springsteen, Minus the Bear, and Porcupine Tree albums that I am almost constantly spinning, I spent a lot of time listening to five awesome artists that were pretty new to me.

    This post is a bit ranty (especially at the end), so be warned about that. I wasn’t sure exactly what exactly I wanted to say about each artist, and this more turned out to be mini-reviews of sorts. But at the end of the day, I wanted to narcissistically share the music that I had been listening to this summer, in case anybody out there really cares. So, without further ado, here is Jared Sokoloff’s Summer 2014 Playlist:

    -Twenty One Pilots

    It’s been a long journey with this duo. I really disliked them when my friend first showed me them. Fortunately, I was able to see them play at my school and was incredibly impressed by their live show. After finally buying their acclaimed, breakthrough album Vessel, I fell in love. Combining insanely catchy electronic riffs, artful piano (and occasionally ukulele), and deep meaningful lyrics, Twenty One Pilots is there for me whenever I’m looking for simple, fun tunes, or complex musical ponderings.

    -Pink Floyd

    It only took me two decades, but I finally got into Pink Floyd. There’s really not much to say here, seeing as most of what can be said about them has already been said over and over again. I’ve been listening to the gorgeous 2011 re-masters, and my favorite albums are the classic three pack of 1973’s Dark Side of the Moon, 1975’s Wish You Were Here, and 1977’s Animals. I guess all those “Greatest-Albums” lists were kinda right after all.

    -Slipknot

    I’ve been on a major Slipknot kick since about mid-May, and boy has it been awesome. I’ve listened to them occasionally for a few years now, but this was the first time that I really got into them. Disturbing and heavy, yet still catchy, the band never fails to offer up high-energy performances (I primarily listen to their live albums). After losing founding bassist Paul Gray in 2009, and the departure of founding drummer Joey Jordison earlier this year, the group just released their first new single in six years. Harkening back to their early sound, it has me very excited for their forthcoming new album.

    -Bill Laurance

    Flint is the debut solo album of British keyboardist Bill Laurance, who is also a keyboardist in Snarky Puppy (see rant below). The album features ten original compositions that beautifully fuse classical and jazz influences together. As amazing as Bill’s piano playing is, the music is truly bought to life by the backing band, which just happens to be….

    -Snarky Puppy

    Combining nearly every genre of music known to man within an accessible jazz-fusion format, each track explodes with world-class musicianship. Bandleader/bassist/songwriter Michael League and his collective of over thirty musicians are always careful not to let the music drown in overly technical performances; each member delicately chooses his notes. The bands best performances lie within its last three studio albums, which were all recorded live and without overdubs. Each with beautifully complex and varying arrangements, the emotions ebb and flow as powerful crescendos slowly build up to the most satisfying of climaxes.

    I’ll admit a bit of personal bias in writing this, as in my own mind, Snarky Puppy is one of the greatest and most important musical groups ever formed. Ever since discovering them back in November, I have been listening to them to what is probably an unhealthy amount. I beg of all music lovers (or anybody) to please give this band a fair, unbiased listen.

    (Note: I left Slipknot out of the playist so as to keep it safe for work)

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  • 2014 Emmys Ceremony Superlatives

    2014 Emmys Ceremony Superlatives

    2014 Emmys REcap

    Last night’s Emmy awards were a mixed bag. There were some great wins and frustrating loses, and while the ceremony went smoothly, it did have its low points. So, here is a list of my so called Emmy superlatives.

    Most Satisfying Win: Watching Bryan Cranston win his final Emmy for Breaking Bad was awesome, but I have to say that seeing Anna Gunn take her second Emmy made me incredibly happy. You go, girl.

    Worst Loss: As much as I absolutely love Martin Freeman and all of the work in his career, Matt Bomer should have won the Emmy for The Normal Heart.

    Best Surprise Face: Oddly enough, tons of people were genuinely surprised by their Emmy wins, but I loved Kathy Bates’ absolute shock when she won for American Horror Story.

    Best Gag: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Bryan Cranston Seinfeld gag. The world nearly exploded from that kiss.

    Best Segment: Billy on the Street… enough said.

    Worst Segment: As much as I absolutely adore Weird Al, that whole theme song thing wasn’t funny at all.

    Best I Lost, but I’m Happy For You Face: Kerry Washington‘s joy for Julianna Margulies when she won Lead Actress in a Drama Series warmed my heart.

    Best I Lost and I hate you face: The Normal Heart guys looked absolutely pissed off that Martin Freeman won

    Best Speech: It’s tough, but I’m going to say Bryan Cranston had the perfect mix of sweetness, humor, and modesty. It was such a well balanced and well spoken speech.

    Best Streak kept alive: A The Good Wife actresses winning an Emmy every single year so far. Kept alive this year by Julianna Margulies.

    Worst Streak kept alive: Modern FamilyI actually hate you.

    Best Repeat Winner: In a year with tons of repeat winners, it was great to see Aaron Paul take his third trophy for Breaking Bad.

    Worst Repeat Winner: Jim Parsons constantly wins for doing the exact same thing on The Big Bang Theory. This must end.

    Best Presenter: Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers going through ways to introduce McConaughey and Harrelson was pretty damn funny.

    Honorable Mention: What a tastefully done In Memoriam segment. Bravo.

    Check out our Emmy live blog here!

  • The Number Ones’ Self-Titled Debut Album Review

    The Number Ones’ Self-Titled Debut Album Review

    The Number Ones Self Titled Album CoverGood grief this band is hard to look up on the internet. Apparently a lot of things out there like to be number one. Obvious Highlander quote aside, I stumbled across this band and their self-titled debut LP through the typical Bandcamp digging and am happily content. The Number Ones is a Dublin band made of members of other bands from the area. Europe seems to have a lot of musical incest going on these days. Completely acceptable.

    This is POWER POP in its purest form. The dirty guitars, dancing bass lines, and crashing cymbals follow a lovable format to whip you back to the late 70s where bands like The Buzzcocks left your appetite fulfilled. I would not be surprised if this album were recorded all in one take, straight through. Despite the rawness of the sound, the band is comfortably tight and well-rehearsed. The lyrics are juvenile in nature. If you are currently a teenager, have ever been a teenager in the past, or intend on being one in the future, these lyrics are not going to change your life.

    This album is less than twenty minutes long. A bit unsettling, as it is quite short for a full length release. This brand of music does not demand the longest album lengths, but The Number Ones definitely push it here. All songs are under three minutes, and most are even under two. Together, the ten tracks spell out innocent summer fun. I do not want to mess with specific decimal scores on this one. Solid three and a half stars! Seven outta ten! I really want to hear this band develop in the future. Maybe focus on more mature lyrics and their own sound while sticking to their roots. The band seems like they are really having fun with this album. I really enjoy “Heartsmash” and “Sixteen”. “Girl” is also a solid track.

     

  • 2014 Emmy Awards Reactions (LIVE BLOG)

    2014 Emmy Awards Reactions (LIVE BLOG)

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    Check out our reactions from this night’s Emmy awards below. Be sure to take a look at our predictions here and all of our Emmy Spotlights.

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  • 2014 Emmy Predictions: Lead Actress in a Drama Series

    2014 Emmy Predictions: Lead Actress in a Drama Series

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    When I was first writing the nomination predictions for this category, I said that this is one of the most competitive categories of the year. However, with all the episode submissions in it has turned into one of the weakest. Early frontrunner Robin Wright (House of Cards) seemed like a no brainer, until she submitted the season finale instead of the much buzzed about “Chapter 17.” Although she has a small crying scene in the episode, her actual active screen time only clocks in around 4 1/2 minutes.

    In a very last minute switch, I am throwing my support behind Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife), who submitted the post Will Gardner death episode. She has a crying scene early in the episode, but the rest is spent with Alicia trying to find out what a Will was trying to tell her in his last call. Although it isn’t as impressive as other possible tapes, she definitely has the buzz behind her to push her through.

    The spoiler right now is current two-time champ Claire Danes (Homeland) who has another screaming, ugly cry episode to submit. However, to make the episode even stronger for her, Carrie is actually sympathetic for once.

    In all, the race is fairly open. You can make an argument for every contender except for Dockery, but I think Margulies takes it by a hair.

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    1. Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife (“The Last Call”)
    2. Claire Danes, Homeland (“The Star”)
    3. Robin Wright, House of Cards (“Chapter 26”)
    4. Kerry Washington, Scandal (“The Fluffer”)
    5. Lizzy Caplan, Masters of Sex (“Pilot”)
    6. Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey (“Episode 4.1”)

  • 2014 FINAL Emmy Predictions: Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

    2014 FINAL Emmy Predictions: Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

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    Lead Actor in a Comedy Series is pretty much an open race and it has been that way even before the nominees were announced. In the past, the default winner has been Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory), and he returns strong to the race with yet another Sheldon is drunk episode. However, for me the clear standout from the pack, in terms of both buzz and episode is William H. Macy (Shameless). He got in partially because of the odd buzz around his show’s switch from drama to comedy, but he also has his name. He’s the veteran of the group. He’s also the one actor in the lineup that hasn’t been nominated for his role before. Then, there is his episode, and it’s a doozy. He’s dying… doesn’t standout much more than that.

    Right behind him is Emmy darling Ricky Gervais (Derek). In addition to winning an Emmy for just about anything, he ended up being a surprise nominee that shouldn’t have been a surprise at all.


    1. William H. Macy (Shameless)
    2. Ricky Gervais (Derek)
    3. Louis C.K. (Louie)
    4. Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
    5. Matt LeBlanc (Episodes)
    6. Don Cheadle (House of Lies)