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  • ‘The Cow’ is empty calories | SXSW review

    ‘The Cow’ is empty calories | SXSW review

    A couple heads out to a remote cabin for a romantic getaway, but only one of them returns. The Cow follows Winona Ryder’s Kath as she unravels the mystery.

    The Cow starts and ends showing promise for Eli Horowitz as a director. However, the movie’s undercooked non-linear narrative and rough screenplay undercut any dramatic tension or character development needed for us to be engrossed by it. It’s especially unfortunate considering the movie’s intriguing premise and Winona Ryder’s starring role.

    The Cow premiered at the 2022 South by Southwest Film Festival.

    Things are not as they seem at the start of Eli Horowitz’s feature debut The Cow, which premiered at the 2022 South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin. It’s clear, from the eerie score to the intermittent cuts to a mysterious shipping container tucked away in an overgrown field in the forest, that couple Kath (Winona Ryder) and Max’s (10 Cloverfield Lane’s John Gallagher Jr.) weekend getaway isn’t as straightforward as we’d imagine. That becomes abundantly clear when they arrive at the isolated cabin Max has booked and find another couple, Greta (Brianne Tju) and Al (It’s Owen Teague), there already. Realizing that the cabin has been double-booked, Greta invites Kath and Max to share the space for the night, to which Kath reluctantly agrees.

    After a mostly innocent night of games and conversation, Kath turns in for the night. She doesn’t feel quite right in the group. It makes sense considering there’s an age difference between her and Max, who is in his 20s like Greta and Al. When she wakes the next morning, Greta and Max are gone. When she finds Al he reveals that he found the pair hooking up and that they ran off together. A confused and distraught Kath leaves the cabin behind — and the mystery of where Max went off to. Sometime later, though, she decides that she owes it to herself to find out what happened for him to run off so suddenly. With the help of the cabin’s owner (Dermot Mulroney), she slowly finds herself unraveling exactly what happened which is more sinister, as promised.

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    The Cow has a lot of ideas it’s trying to grapple with while also maintaining its mystery. Greta and Al are admonished as typical young ultra-progressives who describe that they’re together, but “not in that capitalist consumerist cis-normative bullshit way.” At another point in a flashback, one of Kath’s friends chides to Max, “who knew it was so expensive to look like you don’t give a shit.” It’s that kind of ham-fisted commentary on “wokeness” that bogs down screenplay. If you removed those scenes and only included the mystery elements The Cow would make for a compelling-enough short film.

    The final act of the movie shows the most promise for Eli Horowitz as a filmmaker as the pieces of the movie’s non-linear narrative finally form a clearer picture and moves it to a full-tilt genre movie, which I’m almost hesitant to say because the largely flat second act never gives you hints towards its conclusion. Perhaps that’s the movie’s problem. It doesn’t earn its admittedly interesting twist, and what is in place of a proper build is difficult to stomach.

    I wish I had more positive things to say about The Cow if only because Winona Ryder deserves more starring roles. And while she does the best she can with the material she’s given, it all feels like empty calories.

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  • 'Underwater' rips off 'Alien' – and that's fine — movie review

    'Underwater' rips off 'Alien' – and that's fine — movie review

    Underwater follows the crew members of a deep-sea drilling rig as their vessel begins to fail. However, the real danger is lurking in the darkness of the sea.

    Quick review: Underwater is like if you took all the character development, world-building, and plot out of the original Alien and just left the horror bits — somehow it works.

    We’ve seen Alien copycats before to varying degrees of success. From the great (The Descent) to the fine (Life) to the insulting (Inseminoid, anyone?). But at the very least, Underwater is keenly aware of its position. It’s an economical, mindless, Hollywood thrill ride. Exactly what you’d expect from a mid-January horror. 

    Just the shallow idea of a plot

    From the very beginning of the movie, you know that they aren’t fooling around. Without any exposition or pretense, we hop straight into a deep-sea drilling operation in the Marianas Trench — aka the deepest part of the Earth’s oceans. Norah Price (a short-haired platinum blonde Kristen Stewart) is preparing for bed when the entire rig begins to fail and cave in around her. Narrowly escaping a painful death by crushing, she and Rodrigo (Mamoudou Athie) another crew member make their way to the escape pod bay discovering another crew member (played by someone that doesn’t deserve to be mentioned) and the captain of the vessel (Vincent Cassel). They meet up with Emily (Jessica Henwick) and Liam (John Gallagher Jr.) in the bridge to form a plan of escape. 

    Not much of the plan makes sense and neither does the environment, but the movie doesn’t dwell on it. At just 95 minutes, it doesn’t have time to spend on needless things like a plot. The crew descends further down to the ocean floor to find another escape pod bay. However, before they can make it there they encounter something (or somethings) otherworldly that make their journey even more dangerous than it already is. 

    What you see is what you get with Underwater. Honestly, it’s refreshing. The scares are cheap but effective. The tension is derived solely from the environment — setting something under the sea or space is an easy way to build suspense. And the characters are really only made charming by the cast. But it’s so satisfying. It’s an elevated B-movie if such a thing even exists.

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    There really isn’t a moment to relax and take in the environment or get used to any space. However, the surprisingly effective production design is essential to the movie’s success. The tight dank corridors are endless and imperfect — filled with pipes and grates and wires like Alien. It’s the perfect setting for the story.

    The same goes for the bulky pressurized suits that are the only barrier between the crew and agonizing death at the hands of the depths of the ocean. The unreliability adds to the stakes.

    Stewart, even when phoning it in, has just the right level of movie star appeal to lock you into the screen. Cassel and Henwick also do great work with their limited screentime. However, you can’t read too far into anything with Underwater. By design, it’s shallow. It’s a theme park of a movie, as Martin Scorsese would put it, and it works for that very reason.

    Random thoughts ?

    • John Gallagher Jr. is incredibly underrated and should be a huge star by now. This movie wastes him.
    • The creature design is terrific, but the twist is jawdropping. Plus, the movie uses them sparingly enough to keep them interesting.
    • The first and last shots of Stewart are pure Hollywood hero shots.